Preacher: "Put a worm in water and it thrives.
Put a worm in whiskey and it dies."
Lesson for alcoholic:
"If he keeps drinking whiskey,
he will never get worms."
Reflection
We alcoholics are wonderful at rationalization, and we
are walking encyclopedias of the "benefits" of drink-
ing alcohol, most of which are nonexistent.
Affirmation
May I remember that some people die from eating
peanuts, and that may be my fate, allergic to alcohol as
I am, if I drink today.
